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Kuddel

Kuddel's questionary

1. Childhood hero?
1. My brother Niko.

2. What did you want to grow up to be?
A butler, because of the brilliant waistcoats they get to wear.

3. What were you like at school?
A dead loss, but a happy one.

4.The first concert you ever saw?
The Ramones, Montreal 1977.

5. Your first band?
ZK

6. Your first car (that you paid for yourself)?
Opel Vectra 1996

7. Who are you?
Someone who's good at serving breakfast in bed.

8. Which character traits have you inherited from your parents?
Boozing.

9. Your favourite pastime?
Writing letters, discussing things and giving interviews.

10. Your biggest mistake?
Giving interviews.

11. Do you have a motto for life?
Never clear up and don't listen.

12. What is your favourite method of wasting time?
Watching TV.

13. Would you rather have 500 or 5,000 sound carriers at home?
300

14. Do you ever record cassettes for other people?
Very, very rarely.

15. What would you describe as the most personal object in your flat?
My guitar.

16. What calms you down the most?
My wife's hand.

17. Your secret passion?
"Kaiserschmarrn" (Austrian culinary delicacy; sugared, cut-up pancake with raisins)

18. Which polite gestures are you particularly good at?
Paying bills.

19. Define your utopia in regard to relationships between human beings?
Make Love not War.

20. When was the last time you cried and why?
When I saw Pulp Fiction.

21. What do you consider to be the worst thing that could ever befall you?
If anything should happen to my family.

22. Where would you like to live (that is, where would you prefer to live other than Germany)?
I am not really bothered where I live.

23. What would you miss about Duesseldorf if you were elsewhere?
My parents, my brother and the Hosen.

24. What do you consider to be paradise on Earth?
To be home, having a pee standing up.

25. Which faults are you most willing to excuse?
Unpunctuality.

26. Which male characteristics do you value the most?
Driving

27. Which female characteristics do you value the most?
Being a passenger.

28. Describe yourself using four words only.
Tattooed, peroxide-blonde, hitched, motorized.

29. What do value most about your friends?
Honesty.

30. The best dish you prepared yourself?
Cheesecake

31. Your favourite author?
Thomas Harris

32. Your favourite film?
Pulp Fiction

Which TV program do you never miss? Star Trek, Voyager
Star Trek, Voyager

33. Can you recite a verse from a poem?
"Let woman not trouble me, no nor too child, let them beg, if their hunger be wild" - Heinrich Heine

34. Your favourite painter?
Rene Frese.

35. Your favourite composer?
Lennon and Mc Cartney

36. Your greatest fear?
Losing my license.

37. To what extent are the Hosen like other bands?
I only know about this band.

38. Is it pleasing to think that someone might cry about a Hosen song?
That depends on why.

39. With what can you be seduced?
Kaiserschmarrn

40. What is the worst record that you have been in part responsible for?
Battle of the Bands

41. The best piece of heckling from an audience?
"Kuddel, I love you!"

42. Which other occupation other than musician would you consider?
Test-riding motorcycles.

43. The high point of your career so far?
Our 1,000th concert

44. And the low point?
Our 1,000th concert.

45. Do you feel you've been at it for a long time?
Time flies by so quickly. It's hard to believe that we've been on the go for nearly twenty years now.

46. Is it conceivable that you might quit the band and that you'll never be seen or heard of again?
No!

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