“Is this still punk...?”
April 17, 2002 Düsseldorf -> Saarbrücken
The first stop on our tour was “Osnabrück”. I’m no good
with town names, but the surrounding of the Saarlandhalle really reminded me
of the Ruhr area [where Osnabrück is]. I had just shut down my pub in
Wanne-Eickel, called “Dr. Faust” because it simply wasn’t
my life, standing behind the bar day after day. And that’s why I was
very happy when I heard the boys wanted to go on tour again.
April 18, 2002 Saarbrücken
'A'
When we start a big tour, we always chose a venue where we can turn up
the day before and do some rehearsals. The first people we met was our first
supporting band for the tour, “A” from England. Very nice lads,
who kick arse as soon as they set foot on the stage. You couldn’t tell
if the Hosen where maybe a little nervous, on the contrary: they seemed happy
to “finally be on tour again”. And they seemed well trained for
the weeks to come. While I had to run up and down stairs in that Saarlandhalle
for about 273 times. Me, whose motto is: “Never sweat without a good
reason!”
April 19, 2002 Saarbrücken -> Zurich
The band bus took us from “Osnabrück” via Strassburg to Zurich.
I heard that on stage, Campino had proclaimed our back-line chief Noppa to
be “man of the day”. I guess he earned this title through “endless
diligence and uncompromising subservience”. The concert once again confirmed
the good renown that Zurich has with us. 12,500 fans in the sold-out Hallenstadion
partied till they dropped. T.V. Smith came on stage to play two encores with
the band: “Only One Flavour” and “Gary Gilmore’s Eyes”.
And after the concert, everything was the way it always is when we’re
on tour: the lads gathered around my hotel bed. Do I have to mention they ruined
the room again?
April 20, 2002 Zurich
It’s always unbelievable, the amount of sports equipment these guys bring
with them when they’re on tour! There are championships held in billiards,
table tennis, inline hockey, football, and backgammon. Our travel guide Jens
Geiger diligently notes down all the results in his notebook. But these are
all games where I am not member of any division at all. You remember? – never
sweat without a good reason! It’s different with the band, especially
Andi, he’s always head first with everything. I didn’t have any
breakfast, but in the evening we had cheese fondue with the band and Tim Cross
(keyboarder of T.V. Smith). I thought I would drop dead when I got into the
restaurant. It was stinking of cheese so bad that Manfred was sure all those
guys had “taken their shoes off”!
April 21, 2002 Zurich -> Karlsruhe
9,000 people in the Europahalle, Karlsruhe, were amazed that the Hosen
play 2 hours 15 minutes, thus reaching the qualities of 70s Kraut rock legend
Grobschnitt. But this only goes for the length of the show. When it comes
to speed, the Hosen are a different division altogether! And Manfred reported
that his job by the pit was more than usual: “We had all hands full
by the pit”. An old pal from ZK-times turned up, too, as tradition
has it: Fabsi had especially driven down from Bremen to organise the after-show
party in the club “Cubus”.
April 22, 2002, Karlsruhe -> Düsseldorf
I used the off day to order some T-shirts. There will be two different
prints on this tour: “Dr. Faust says: no fun with drugs!” and “Dr.
Faust says: don’t lie to me!”
April 23, 2002 Düsseldorf -> Münster
Finally, we’re in the old Münsterlandhalle again! During the previous
two tours, we played in a new structure next door, but this old venue is something
different altogether. The audience sang themselves warm with their own songs
long before the show started. And the band evidently picked up the euphoria.
I already had goose pimples when at last I heard “Mehr davon” from
the album “Horrorschau” live again. And they did in fact play it
live in concert, after 15 years! What’s more, Campino couldn’t
help but climb on the balcony and jump into the crowds from there. He was rewarded
for this by a fan who gave him a shirt saying: “Nice, elderly gentleman...”,
and he put the shirt on, too, shortly afterwards.
April 24, 2002 Münster -> Düsseldorf
Off day in the hotel in Düsseldorf – I am enjoying the relaxed view
over Düsseldorf harbour. Are they trying to copy the docklands? Typical
Düsseldorf! We people from Wanne are different. I could swear there must
be some capital pike-perch swimming around here, I’d love to do some
fishing. Sadly enough, my fishing pal Wölli isn’t on tour with us
anymore. Manfred once said about him: “He’s just sitting around
there, he doesn’t even have a hook on his rod – all he does is
empty the ice box!” To be honest, that’s the way I do it, too.
Except, I also have a barbecue.
April 25, 2002 Düsseldorf -> Dortmund
The sun was shining, so the lads put on their inline skates after the
sound check. Football was the topic of the day. Campino admitted that “Wofür
man lebt” was probably written on a Saturday night, “after a
Fortuna match”. And since it’s only a stone’s throw from
the Westfalen stadium, Campino, a hard core Liverpool fan since the age of
eight, remembered having “some very nice experiences here last year”.
He was referring to the UEFA cup final which Liverpool had won in Dortmund,
and to his trip to Anfield Road, Liverpool, with the BVB, Dortmund’s
football team. But I wasn’t too impressed when towards the end of the
show he put on a BVB shirt, which they had made specially for him, with his
own number on the back. After all, I’m a Schalke fan.
Later on, Campino even climbed around on the light traverse hanging above
the stage! And I always worry about him when he does that. I feel dizzy just
climbing up a ladder, but Mr. lead vocals has to climb up ten metres, with
no safety measures, and the microphone in his hand. Towards the end, he promised
he would learn to sing “Alles aus Liebe” in perfect Polish for
the next tour. There’s this band in Poland, “Ich Troje”,
who made a cover version of this track and broke “every Polish sales
record since the 2nd World War”. I’ll have to remind him to start
looking for a language coach...
April 26, 2002 Dortmund, 2nd day
The second night was just as sold out as the first. This means that 24.000
people came to see the Hosen in the Westfalenhalle! And finally, all the
band’s drummers were united backstage: Trini and Wölli dropped
in and cheered Vom on for the concert. This was the first show for supporting
band Dover from Spain, and the audience immediately liked them. Whereas I
thought: where the hell is the drum set? And finally detected it on the far
right end of the stage. They have a strange way of putting up a drum set
in Spain! The Hosen caused a big bang when they played the surprise track “Armee
der Verlierer”. Back in 1983, that was my very first favourite track
by them, because I could really identify with the lyrics. What’s more,
that song was the B-side of the single “Bommerlunder”. And I
never really took an interest in boozy songs...
April 27, 2002 Erfurt (cancelled)
Sitting in the tour bus – on our way to Dortmund – we heard the
terrible news on the radio about the sick kid who ran amok in a high school
in Erfurt. The band immediately cancelled their concert, which had been scheduled
for the following day.
April 28 & 29, 2002 Düsseldorf
I ignored the harbour pool and didn’t go fishing. Instead, I “played
fish” myself: sleeping lots, eating lots, and nothing else.
April 30, 2002 Düsseldorf -> Nuremberg
Tuesday morning we left for Nuremberg. Rocco Clein [German music TV host]
came on board with his camera, he’s doing a video diary for music channel
Viva. And we had a new bus driver, because the old one had suffered an acute
hearing loss. Our basic rules for bus drivers are: he has to remain calm
and let no-one make him nervous! But this time, everything was quiet anyway,
because there were six beds in the bus! When we arrived at 5:00 p.m., the
lads had to go on stage immediately, for a quick sound check. During their
concert, they took up the threads from where they had left them in Dortmund.
In other words: we rocked Nuremberg!
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